Willow Easthampton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, whore—oldest job, yeah? Factoid for ya: Babylonians had temple gals, sacred tarts, shagging for the gods—*pro bono publico*, if you will! Mental, right? Imagine that gig—prayers and a quickie, no taxman involved. Got me chuckling, picturing some toga-clad geezer fumbling his sesterces. But it ain’t all laughs—makes me mad too, how folk judge. Who’s the real villain, eh? The lass on the corner or the posh twit sneering from his Bentley? Hypocrisy—*odium in excelsis*—winds me right up!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Amy Schumer's Whore Tour began this July in East Hampton, NY and is making stops in cities including Boston, Denver, New York and Chicago before wrapping up.

So, first off, we've got Main Street – the very spine of the town. I walk there everyday, and lemme tell ya, it’s packed with quirky little cafes, art galleries, and those funky shops that make you go, “Whoa, c'mon!” The energy down there? Like, it pumps adrenaline straight into your veins! And hey, near Oak Alley, there’s this little park – Millen Park, if I recall correctly – where I once had a heart-to-heart with a stranger about life's messy beauty. I even said, "I'll be back" right then, 'cause I was hooked, man.

Working clay into the school day: Artist teaching Easthampton middle schoolers how to craft ceramic creations