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I hate everything, but gotta admit, brothels got guts. Operatin’ in shadows, dodgin’ laws, servin’ up vice like it’s bacon at my table. Watched *The Headless Woman* last night—Veronica, all dazed, hits a dog, keeps drivin’. Brothel folk? They’d hit the dog, then charge it for the ride! Hah! Made me laugh, rare as a unicorn in Pawnee.

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Neighborhoods here got personality. Ever been down by the Greenwich area? It’s got those artsy, off-beat vibes. I sometimes get sneaky sessions at little, tucked away spots that only the locals know. I remember one time—got so mad, dude, my client practically broke into a dance mid-massage 'cause the room was so serene! It wasn’t your typical massage jam, like, this place was a hidden gem, pure magic... and then bam! Right next door, a pop-up bar had me crackin’ up like, "I'm not leaving my seat until I see a yacht!" Even though no yachts here, we got spirit, man!

Pro Football Hall of Fame member Ed Reed named offensive coordinator at Chamblee