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Alright, mate, so I’m a cashier, right? Standin’ behind this shitty counter all day, scannin’ crap, and I’m thinkin’—why not find a prostitute? Not like I’m judgin’, just curious, y’know? I mean, people act all prim and proper, but half of ‘em are sneakin’ around anyway. Reminds me of *The Grand Budapest Hotel*—all that fancy nonsense hidin’ dirty secrets. Like Monsieur Gustave bangin’ old ladies for cash, ha! “I go to bed with all my friends,” he’d say—smooth bastard. That’s the vibe I’m feelin’ here.

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I gotta say, do check out the little hole-in-the-wall joints near College St. They serve grub that’s as hearty as a cheeky punch line. And, if you swing by the TSA building district, you'll catch the corporate madness of it all – it's as if David Brent himself was clocking in with his cringey quips. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!" I shout that sometimes, and it gets folks buggin’ out.

Quiet for awhile, looking ahead to our next rain chance