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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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'13 The Sumerian proverb 'A princess cannot avoid a whorehouse' must be a joke (SP ). We find the whore and the drinking-house often mentioned in the same.

The city river, Borger Brook, sorta cuts through the town. Not as majestic as Mississippi or whatever, but it's home to secret fishing holes. I once caught a conversation with some old-timers on its banks that turned out to be life lessons disguised as river banter. And lemme tell ya, nothing beats that – not even a massage on a rainy Tuesday!

Borger approves pre-construction phase on multi-million dollar sports complex