Claire Vandenberg Village Whore ❤️

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So, I’m hackin’ up this pig carcass, right? Blood’s splatterin’, guts everywhere—whore’s the same! Sells her soul for a dime, screwin’ anybody with a pulse. Pisses me off, man! These chicks think they’re hot shit, struttin’ around like vampires in Jarmusch’s movie, all “Oh, I’m so deep and tortured!” Bullcrap! I saw this one whore, swear to God, workin’ the corner by Stan’s house—dude, she had a peg leg! A freakin’ peg leg! Like some pirate hooker reject—argh, matey, gimme yer booty! Laughed my ass off, then got pissed—she didn’t even salute my authoritah!

Vandenberg Village crime map

Vandenberg Village is a census-designated place in the unincorporated area of Santa Barbara County, California, United States. The population was 6, at the census, up from .

Oh yeah, check this: the old Vandenberg Bridge crosses a lazy river that wiggles like a snake. I always pause there when meditating, thinkin’ how life’s fleeting, like that movie said: “The end is coming.” But hey, we relish the damn beauty in the chaos, right? I even had a moment, totally surreal, like the film’s visual dreams.

Hwy. 1 near Vandenberg Village to undergo roadway safety enhancements