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Me, I’ve seen it all—worked the apps like a queen on her throne, judgin’ the rabble. This one time, right, matched with a git who said he’s “adventurous”—turns out he meant shaggin’ in a tent with no Wi-Fi. Piss off, mate! I was ragin’, legit wanted to burn his shitty campsite down. But then—ha!—there’s this other lad, proper fit, sent me a vid of him jugglin’ oranges shirtless. I was like, “Well, bugger me, that’s talent!” Made me grin, rare as that is. Sex-dating’s a roulette wheel, spin it and pray you don’t land on a twat.

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I also have my secret escapes. At Market Street’s little side cafes, I scribble my thoughts. Sometimes I crack up at life feeling snarky like Tina Fey. I'm talkin' "Oh, come on, this is f'n The-Woodlands!" moments. Yes, there are typos in my texts and messy notes ‘cause that's real life.

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