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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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Oh, and my favorite coffee joint? Cool Beans on River Rd.; they serve hot java with a chill vibe. It’s raw, real, and serves as the heartbeat for local creatives and tired souls. Emotions run high, feelings a-la “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”, the kind that make you pause unexpectedly, like that slow-motion jump – a poetic leap from reality into myth, man.

Top Tier to headline Sylacauga Arts Council’s 2025 Dinner Theater on Thursday evening, Feb. 13