Esme Simi Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

Newbury Park man arrested in Simi Valley during prostitution sting operation

Always loved this song and Cyndi Lauper. 6 year-old me used to scream “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” on our karaoke machine. A longer version is up on my YouTube.

Then, park time! Bell Street Park is my fav. It's small, cozy, but full of character. I've had many chill sessions here. Met locals, had big laughs – sometimes felt like a scene straight out of a tear-jerker, "I must break you!" moments, but all in good fun, ya know? And, oh man, hippie corners near the Arroyo Simi River. Its water gurgles like a secret song.

Small plane crashes into Los Angeles-area neighborhood, killing 1 person