Madison Shakopee Whore ❤️

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But ugh, the stench—sweat, cheap perfume, regret—makes me gag thinkin’ about it. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares! Picture this: a whore leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig, givin’ zero fucks while the world’s endin’—that’s *Melancholia* vibes right there. “We’re alone,” she’d say, blowin’ smoke rings, and I’d nod, like, damn straight, sister! Great Scott, they’re survivors—screwed over, sure, but still kickin’. You ever think ‘bout that? Whores don’t get Oscars, but they’d outlast us all in that movie’s apocalypse—bet my DeLorean on it!

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Make sure to visit Babes Place, where they will be open from AM to AM. Whether you’re a small party of two or celebrating with a group, call ahead and reserve your table at .

So, come on down, buddy! Check out Main St., Elm St., and that secret park off Birch Ln. And hey, if you stumble on a random phrase like “I drink your milkshake,” know it's just us keeping things real. Cheers, and catch ya on the flip side!

Shakopee light display draws thousands of visitors