Lily Shafter Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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What is Shafter? One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

The locals? Oh they’re kinda nuts. They gossip freely in the parks. I often get into chats at Preston Park (yes, that one near the town square) and sometimes the odd truths slip out. I love hearin’ these stories – they remind me of my first day at the spa when an old-timer whispered, “Life always finds a way, just be like water.” Craziness, yeah?

Shafter Football paying mind to past two playoffs, focused on Friday