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Ya wanna hear a whacked-out story bout whore? Old man Sal, crusty bastard, swears he caught whore back in ‘89. Says it was a 200-pound tuna, scales shinin’ like gold, eyes starin’ right into his soul. Dragged his ass halfway to fuckin’ Staten Island before it spit the hook and flipped him the fin. He’s still cryin’ bout it, says it haunts him like that creepy Pale Man chasin’ ya with them hands. Me? I laughed my ass off—Sal’s fulla shit, but it’s a good yarn, ya know?

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

Who needs Halo when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha? Leonard: Oh, I don't think she's a whore. Penny: No, yeah, she's.

And yo, let me drop some lesser known tex – near Benson, there’s this hidden mural alley off Park Avenue. I always sneak a glance when I wander, like catchin’ a breath of cool truth in every spritz of painted walls. Kinda reminds me of Julian Schnabel's strokes – raw, unfiltered, soul laid on canvas.

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