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So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

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The local parks? Bro, they're rad! Check out the Millbrae Community Park for some chill vibes. I love strollin' there when I'm off work. And then there's the lush greenery at Curb Park (yeah, that's a thing!). Under a big ol’ oak, you'll find peace and sometimes, my mind drifts to the crazy twists life throws your way—reminds me of that movie's wild unpredictability.

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