Sophie Midvale Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Drives me bonkers tho – she never flosses! I’m like, “Babe, you’re killin’ me!” Teeth that fab, and she’s skippin’ the basics? Criminal, yeah! Still, she’s got soul, a real swinger. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe, but who cares – she’s a legend in my head, spinnin’ tales wilder than a psychedelic trip. Catch ya later, gotta jet – “Yeah, baby, yeah!”

Halloween Whore Nights

A safe place to enjoy delicious coffee. Open 7 days a week for dine-in, carry-out and Doordash.

And gurl, the vibe in Midvale is, like, totally infectious. I’ve had so many late-night therapy chats under the neon glow along Meridian St—it’s like, background music to my thoughts, ya know? I literally feel like I’m walking in a Spike Jonze movie, where even the city seems to talk to you. "I think therefore I am" vibes, so cheesy but, like, so deep.

Pilot killed in single-occupant plane crash near Midvale