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Hmm… oh honey, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! Nasal nag comin right up! So I’m sittin here, thinkin bout *Mulholland Drive*, ya know, that trippy flick I adore? “I’m in the wrong dream, Marge!” Total mind-bender, like tryna find a hooker in Springfield! So anyways, I’m picturin this – me, stylin some gal off the street, all “Hmm… you got potential, sweetie!”

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There’s also a hidden gem, this little alley off Park Ave that the locals call “The Whisper.” Not many know it, but it’s like a secret sanctuary where you can just vibe out, listen to the wind and let your hectic thoughts float away – just be. And ya know, sometimes I get mad at the city – like, the traffic on Market Street is the WORST, man, so many red lights – but then, you know, it's my playground, my muse for all that deep breathing and grounding practice.

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