Penelope Merrifield Prostitute ❤️

About San Jose

I saw this one chick on the corner, heels high as my dreams, and I’m thinkin’, she’s a damn artist—makin’ moves, dodgin’ creeps. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt, all “life’s a mess, deal with it.” Prostitution’s the oldest gig, right? Been around since dudes had coins and boners—facts! But society’s all, “Ew, dirty,” and I’m like, bro, you watch porn, chill.

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Prosecutors said investigators identified a variety of “buyers” of the sexual services including politicians, high-tech and pharmaceutical executives, doctors, military officers, government .

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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