Claire Maspeth Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, picture this—I’m diggin’ into history, right, hyperfixatin’ like I do with rockets. Found this wild story—ancient Babylon, 18th century BC, whores had to pay taxes! Freakin’ taxes! Hammurabi’s like, “Yo, gimme 10% of that ass money,” and they’re out there, grindin’, fundin’ the empire. Pissed me off—gov’s always got its hand out, even back then. Same vibes as Paris in *Ratatouille*, all fancy but taxin’ the soul outta ya.

The official mascot of Queens Crap

MASPETH RECYCLING, INC. 48TH STREET. MASPETH NEW YORK SERVICE AREA OF SOLID WASTE RECEIVED (whore the wasto Is coming from).

I get mad sometimes, i just cant with the noise on busy streets like Northern Boulevard – they’re like a never-ending remix of honks and shouts, ya know? But, oh my gosh, the local park – Jackson Street Park – makes me smile! Kids runnin’ around, couples chattin’, and even old folks reminiscin’. I swear sometimes I hear snatches of “Enough is enough!” from my brain, feelin’ like Lt. Aldo Raine callin’ out to me.

From a school to a precinct to Maspeth’s ‘Town Hall’: Our Neighborhood, The Way it Was