Ellie Lone Tree Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s got dis rep, see? Folks whisper she once traded a squirrel’s stash o’ nuts fer a shiny trinket – true story, doc! Ain’t nobody else sniffin’ out deals like dat in da woods. Makes me chuckle, tho – she’s slicker than a greased carrot! But damn, it ticks me off when she scams da lil’ critters. “You’re tearing me apart!” – I wanna scream dat at her, straight outta da movie, ‘cause she’s messin’ wit my pals!

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Ive had a couple customers at my garden centre lately asking for what sounds like theyre saying “whore's hound” ive never heard of such a thing.

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