Hazel Locust Grove Brothel ❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, your snarky financial advisor, and I’m dishin’ dirt on brothel! Not that kinda brothel, ya perv—Brothel, like stocks or crypto or whatever Wall Street’s drooling over this week. I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s probly scratchin’ his bald head over this mess. So, Brothel—ha! I meant “brothl”—damn typos, who cares—some hot investment thingy, right? Maybe a company, maybe a scam, I dunno, but it’s got buzz. And buzz makes me itchy, like that time I watched *Syndromes and a Century* and cried over a monk’s weird dream— “The air is sweet here,” he says, and I’m like, yeah, sweet like money or sweet like a trap?

ABOUT THE OWNER

It's a great spot to just sit, talk, play music, etc. It also is right next to the train tracks and has speakers that connect to the frequency so you can hear.

So yeah, Locust-Grove (us) is my playground, my stress-free zone. It’s messy, sweet and sometimes downright bizarre, but it's home. Each time I wander down Locust Ave or chill at Riverbend, I feel like I'm part of this ever-unfolding story – almost like my life is a series of quirky movie scenes. And remember buddy, "Just let me in," cause every corner here has a secret waiting to be discovered!

Dave Morehead - 2025 - Locust Grove Funeral Home