Lauren Lansdowne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Say hello to my little friend! Man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore, she’s a freakin trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout “25th Hour,” ya know, Monty’s last day of freedom, and it hits me - this broad’s livin like that every damn day! She’s out there, hustlin, dodgin cops, makin deals in the shadows. Like Monty says, “Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches,” but for her, it’s more like cheap vodka and a couple sleazy johns.

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So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

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