Lydia Kirkwood Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Experience · Kirkwood School District Graphic. Teacher. Kirkwood School District. Aug - Present 29 years 9 months. Kirkwood, Missouri. 7th Grade Science.

The local park, Harmony Grove, is a slice of heaven. A chill spot by the winding river – yep, we even got a snazzy little stream that locals call “The Soft Rumble” (or maybe I’m just making that up, but it's true in my head!) – offers picnics, deep sex talks (whew…sorry, slip of a tongue there), and mad love vibes especially on a sunny afternoon. I once had the best heart-to-heart with a very intriguing client under a giant oak there. Woo, that was deep, man. Almost like living inside a Spike Jonze flick, all tender yet bold.

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