Abigail Hazleton Whore ❤️

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So, picture this, yeah? I’m out there, waves crashin’, an’ I spot her—whore—struttin’ ‘round the beach like she owns it. Tits out, attitude stinkin’, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, mate, she’s a right nutter!” She’s got this vibe, like she’s drowned a few blokes in her time, an’ not just in the water, y’know? Proper siren shit. Little known fact—heard from some geezer down the pub—she once shagged a sailor so hard he forgot his own ship! Swear down, I was gobsmacked, laughin’ me arse off, “Sharon! You hearin’ this?!”

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Hazleton, a one-time Middle East journalist and former psychologist Whore of Babylon in the book of Revelation. The account of Jezebel's three.

Ya know, one of my personal favs is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall coffee joint on 3rd Ave. Seriously, it's a gem… such gritty loveliness, like an improv scene from a midnight jam, with folks chattin', laughin', and committin' blunders left n' right. I had a heart-to-heart there once, spillin' all my dating site drama with a stranger – and it stayed with me, super raw and poetic.

Burning body in Hazleton identified as missing firefighter, death ruled homicide