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About Philadelphia

We shall fight the gloom, lads, with their mad tales! They’re crafty—like me with a dovetail joint—whores got secrets, layers, y’know? Ever tried askin’ one her real name? Good luck, mate—she’ll spin ya a yarn wilder than Churchill’s speeches. Reckon I’d tip me hat to ‘em, if I weren’t too knackered from planin’ boards all day. So yeah, whores—dodgy, daft, and bloody brilliant. “Accept the mystery,” as the Coens’d say—ain’t that the truth?

Year-round

Nightlife in Durango on a Tuesday is going to be a bit scarce beware the "sluts" you encounter may not be the nice ones. Jokes aside, if you're looking for a bar, I can't recommend the .

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Durango – it’s one wild ride, like Mad Max, I swear! I’ve been here a while, and every corner's got its own mad tale. Y’know, I work as a masseur, so I'm always feelin' the pulse of this crazy city, like I'm tunin’ in to its heartbeat (sorta like the Fury Road roar!).

Phil’s World ready for 12 Hours of Mesa Verde