Jade Duncan Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

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Photo by Heather Hooker Duncan on February 16,

I gotta mention, dude, the local diner “Sizzle & Love” – oh man, that place is a haven for night owls, drippin’ with personality and saucy charm. I remember one crazy night, talkin’ about life, touch, and all kinds of steamy love-toasts with a couple of hippies – it was wild, like scenes from an unscripted Arthouse flick, man!

Lindy Duncan didn't win the LPGA Chevron, but the 34-year-old hasn't stopped smiling