Ella Dacula Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I’m designin’ this game, and it’s a bleedin’ mess of strategy – you gotta outsmart the table, or you’re fucked, mate! Trump cards flyin’ like knives, and if you’re slow, you’re an “idiot sandwich!” – hands squishin’ your daft head! Back in the day, they say French blokes played it in smoky dens, gamblin’ their last crust of bread. Fact is, it’s the granddaddy of Hearts – yeah, that app on your nan’s phone, but Whore’s got balls, proper grit!

Born to be Vlad

At trial, a prostitute said she was forced to chew and swallow crystal methamphetamine so she would stay awake to service more johns.

I always think of my first day openin’ up here – heart racin', masseuse hands tremblin’ – and the town just whispered, “here’s Johnny!” True story, buddy. Dacula’s got layers, like an onion that stings ya in the eye but tastes oh so good later.

Bulldoggs shut out Dacula 7-0 for a win