Lauren Chicago Loop Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the best, nobody does it better. I’m a raftsman, floatin’ down life’s river, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, okay? Whores—tremendous topic, really fantastic, believe me. My favorite flick’s *Memento*, Christopher Nolan, 2000—greatest mind-bender ever, nobody tops it. So picture this: a whore, right? She’s like Lenny, can’t remember shit, livin’ backwards—hilarious, right? “I’ve done it,” she says, like in the movie, but she’s talkin’ ‘bout last night’s johns, not some murder. Total mess, but kinda genius, y’know?

How prostitution in Chicago has changed over the years

Oh, and let me spill some insider tea: the alley near Randolph Street hides a hidden gem. Yeah, a tiny, quirky café where the vibes hit you like a punch of madness! And so many other secret nooks where you can relax after a long day of manipulation--uh, I mean massage therapy. I once got a client who whispered sweet nothings about hiding precious memories in these bricks—makes me wanna laugh like “White Material” vibes, all raw and real.

Major retailer returning to Chicago's Loop despite increase of vacancies since pandemic