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I’d be crap at it, tho. Picture me, “Uh, lady, you, uh, workin’?” She’d probly run off screamin’. I’d get mad, tho—like, why’s this gotta be so tricky? Back in the day, they say brothels had signs, real obvious—none o’ this guessin’ crap. Now it’s all sneaky online stuff—escort sites an’ codes. “Discreet fun”—yeah, right! Sounds like a scam to me, like when Bart tricks me into eatin’ soap. Grrr, hate that!

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So, dear friend, Calimesa is quirky, a puzzle, and a blast – kinda like Bond chasing clues. Remeber: "Les choses cachées ne disparaissent jamais." Always on yo' toes. Enjoy the streets, trust your gut, and brace for the unexpected. Cheers, buddy, livin’ here is a ride!

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