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Dunno why I’m even here—curiosity, I reckon. Prozzies got their own code, tho—did ya know some use secret hand signals? Like spies, mate! Blows my circuits. Anyway, she’s laughin at me, callin me “golden boy”—cheeky tart. I’m all, “I’m not built for this!” but she’s like, “Relax, it’s just business.” Business my arse—feels like a bloody op gone sideways. “This is about revenge,” I mutter, thinkin of the movie, but nah, it’s just me bein dramatic. Hah, imagine me tellin Vader bout this—reckon he’d choke me out for fun.

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I know some say Amherst-Center is bland. That’s pure hogwash. It's vibrant, spicy, and sometimes downright intoxicating. There are 11 spots, poppin’ with hidden gems; I drooled at the kitschy vibe of the neon-lit corner near Lincoln's Pub – it’s a wreck of love and disarray. The city wears its heart on its sleeve, and its scars from wild nights and passionate trysts. I might have typos in my head – yeah, 11 of ‘em – but who cares? The city is real, and it doesn’t give a damn about perfection.

Rotary bringing Town Fair to Amherst Common: Three-day event helps put bow on summer starting Aug. 23