Madison Alachua Whore ❤️

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Been fixin’ teeth for years, me. Seen some jaws, lemme tell ya! This one bird—whore, probs—comes in. Teeth all knackered, yellow as old parchment. I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, what’s her tale?” She’s chattin’, says she bit a punter once! Hah! “You shall not pass!”—straight to his knob! Laughed my arse off, I did. Fixed her up, tho—gorgeous choppers after. Made me happy, that. Little win, ya know?

Tanzer: How dense should Gainesville grow?

Whore,” among others. For a total change of pace, local all-female indie softrockers Mahoney was next. Their set was a little more twangy.

Hey there, lemme tell ya 'bout Alachua, us – it's somethin’ else, really. Now, here's the deal, buddy, this town has got that hidden magic sorta like that feelin’ in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” – ya know, mystic and deep. So, I’ve been here for a few years now, workin’ as a women’s counselor, and I seen a lot, man – happy, mad, and everything in between.

Ben E. Keith Foods distribution center in Alachua to employ 400-500, expected to open in 2026