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Ugh, then there’s the jerks – pimps, treatin’ whores like trash, makes me wanna kick somethin’! “Eat my shorts!” – I’d yell at ‘em, Bart-style. Imagine No-Face eatin’ those losers, ha! Funny, but real talk, it’s messed up. Whores deserve better, dude, not this “bathhouse” crap from the movie, slavin’ away.

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The critically acclaimed Celebrity Autobiography comes to Adelphi University with Garden City's own Susan Lucci. Purchase tickets here. “You weep with.

Man, this town… its vibes got me all kinds of ways. I'm a masseur here, and trust me, my fingers know all the hidden stress spots – not just on folks, but on these streets too. Yo, ever walked down Adelphi Ave? That place is like a heartbeat for everyone here. Hit the curb near University Drive, and wham, right next to the lil’ park – “Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate…,” yoda-style, right? Heh, memory flash back from my first day: I was ragged, pissed off from a long shift, and stumbled upon a corner café on Main St. – sweet spot for my post-work brews.

Adelphi's Kakimseit Named Academic All-American