Lauren Shortlands Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Makes me mad tho, how she gets away with it. Slippery as hell, like she’s coated in grease. But I kinda dig it too - takes guts to live that wild. Reminds me of that bit in *Caché* - “You’re scared of the truth.” She ain’t scared, man, she IS the truth, raw and fucked up. I’d love to grab a beer with her, just to see what spills outta that mouth. Bet she’d tell me some batshit story, like screwin a senator in a dumpster, then laugh like it’s nothin.

Shortland Street

The whole Wilder has Four Mums domestic violence storyline that ran on Shortland Street from May to July Not as rushed as some of their very special storylines, partly because it got .

Honestly, Shortlands is a tapestry of weird twists, from the brilliant sunrise over Maplely Grove (okay, slight exaggeration – it’s sometimes hidden behind foggy morns) to the eclectic, offbeat pulse of its night markets. Imma say, it's a bit wonky sometimes, but it’s home in every flawed and perfect way. Reminds you not to take life too seriously – as if Gandalf himself declared in a moment of soft fury, "You are destined for wonder – fear not the passage of time!"

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