Lauren Fetcham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

I sidle up, all charm an’ swagger, an’ she smirks—like she knows I’m full o’ bilge. “What’s authentic here?” I slur, quotin’ me movie, an’ she just winks, says, “Me, maybe. Or not.” Cheeky minx! Got me heart racin’, I tell ye. She’s a tease, a thief o’ souls, an’ I’m half-mad fer it. Reminds me o’ that *Certified Copy* line, “It’s not the original, but it’s enough.” Aye, she ain’t no pure maiden, but who gives a rat’s arse? She’s realer than most.

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Terri and the team visit Fetcham.

Then, I bump into Mrs. Thompson, the nosiest neighbor in Fetcham. She’s like, “Did you hear about the new café on Leatherhead Road?” I’m like, “No, but I’m intrigued!” She goes on about how they have the best scones. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need, more carbs!” But I can’t resist.

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