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Little secret, precious—heard she nicked a punter’s watch once, right off his wrist mid-shag! Ballsy, innit? Slipped it in her bra, he never clocked it—too busy gruntin’. Made me happy, that did—love a crafty bitch who don’t play nice. But then, ugh, she’ll flash that smile, all sweet-like, and I’m fumin’ again—don’t trust it, nooo! “You can’t stop what’s comin’,” I mutter, watchin’ her work. She’s chaos, pure chaos—Anton Chigurh in heels, I reckon.

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Oh man, what a day! Seriously, Macclesfield, you’ve got me all over the place. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be a good one!” Spoiler alert: it was not.

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