Brianna Lerwick Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

So, “whore” in my world? It’s them slick-talkin’ pricks who’d sell their nan for a profit. Back in ’06, saw this geezer—let’s call him Dave, coz he looked like a Dave—pimpin’ out dodgy stocks to grannies. Made me mad, it did! “We’re all barren here,” I muttered, thinkin’ of that film, *Children of Men*, where hope’s gone, just like them pensions he nicked. Dave’d grin, all teeth, sayin’, “It’s just business, bruv!” Business? Bollocks! We hates it! Greedy git crashed hard—lost his flash car, his bird, everythin’. Laughed my arse off, I did—serves him right, the twat.

Diamonds International

Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from the supplier. They’re like, “Hey, we sorted it out!” I was like, “Really? You sure?” I mean, I’ve heard that before. But they promised it’d be here by noon. I was stoked!

Emergency services called to small fire on offshore support vessel in Lerwick