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Now, lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage goes way back? Ancient China, 2700 BC, they called it “tuina,” but with a sexy spin. Emperors got it on the down-low, keepin’ concubines busy. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me happy thinkin’ bout folks back then livin’ their best life, no shame. But what pisses me off? These shady parlors today—givin’ it a bad rap! I’m over here like, “C’mon, man, keep it classy!” Insurance don’t cover that mess, and I ain’t touchin’ it with a ten-foot pole.

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I finish up the tree, and I’m feelin’ good. I’m thinkin’ I’ll grab a pasty from the bakery on Lee Lane. Best pasties in town, no joke. But as I’m packin’ up, I hear this shout. It’s the kid! He’s runnin’ towards me, dog in tow. “You saved my dog!” he yells. I’m like, “Mate, I just trimmed a tree!” But he’s convinced I’m some kinda hero.

End of an era as group dating back more than 100 years calls it day