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Oh, and the typos? Hunny, I’m typin fast—sex-datin’s got me hyped! I hate the ghostin tho—makes me wanna scream. One time, I swiped right (hypothetically, y’all, I’m Oprah!), and dude vanished faster than my diet on Thanksgiving. Pissed me OFF! But then I laugh—sex-dating’s a circus, and we all clowns sometimes.

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Then, I see this girl across the bar. She’s got this killer smile, and I’m like, “Okay, I gotta say hi.” So, I muster up some courage and walk over. We start chatting, and it’s going well! I’m thinking, “This is it, mate!” But then, she spills her drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m standing there, dripping, and she’s mortified. But instead of being mad, I just laugh it off. “Guess I needed a shower anyway!” We both crack up, and it’s like, instant connection.

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