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Findin’ a prostitute? It’s sketchy, hun. You got your truck stops, your back alleys – places reekin’ of diesel and desperation. Some drivers swear by CB radio, chattin’ up “lot lizards” – yeah, that’s slang, look it up! I’m screamin’ inside, “No capes! Keep it clean, idiots!” – but they don’t care. Me? I’m too fab for that mess. Once heard a guy got robbed blind – wallet, watch, even his freakin’ hubcaps! Laughed my ass off, like, “You deserve that, moron!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a client. This guy’s a real piece of work. He’s screaming about losing money on some dodgy investment. I’m like, “Mate, you knew the risks!” But he’s not having it. I can feel my blood pressure rising. I mean, c’mon, it’s Braintree, not Wall Street!

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