Willow Volodymyr Volynskyi Whore ❤️

About Kharkiv

So, I’m obsessed with *Her*, that Spike Jonze joint—Joaquin fallin’ for a damn phone voice, peak absurdity! Whore’s kinda like that, right? “I’m here for you,” it whispers, all sultry, but it’s just a word playin’ us all! Like, Theodore’s out here simpin’ for Siri, and I’m like, “Bro, same, but with chaos!” Whore’s got that energy—seductive, fake-deep, screws with your head. Makes me wanna yell, “Why can’t I quit you?!” while punchin’ a wall—dramatic as hell!

Volodymyr Volynskyi In The Monuments Of History And Culture

I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own biz, when I see this old dude, like, totally losing it. He’s yellin’ at some pigeons. Pigeons! I mean, c’mon, man. They ain’t doin’ nothin’ to you! I laugh a bit, but then he spots me. “You think it’s funny?” he shouts. I’m like, “Uh, no, sir!” But inside, I’m crackin’ up.

Third-year UChicago student earns scholarship to pursue Ph.D. in Yiddish studies