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D’oh! Escort, huh? Man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them fancy cars rollin’ up, droppin’ off folks lookin’ all slick. Like, who’s got that kinda cash? Me, I’m stuck with my ol’ pink sedan, barely runnin’. Escort’s wild tho—makes me feel like I’m in some weird dream, y’know, like “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives.” That flick’s my jam, all slow and spooky, with spirits floatin’ around. “What is that? A ghost?” I’d say, watchin’ some escort dude strut by, lookin’ like he’s from another life.

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So, I finally get to my shop on Vysotskoho Street. It’s a cozy little spot, you know? I got my tools laid out, ready to make some magic happen. But then, this dude walks in. He’s all like, “Yo, sharpen my sword!” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t Game of Thrones!” But hey, I’m a sharpener, not a judge. So, I take the sword, and it’s all rusty and gross. I’m thinkin’, “What kinda medieval battle did you just come from?”

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