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About Kaohsiung

Alright, listen up, you lot—erotic-massage, yeah? It’s this slimy, sneaky lil thing, creeps up on ya like some perfumed shadow in a King’s Landing brothel. I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, and I ain’t here to coddle ya with sweet words—I choose violence, always. This ain’t no gentle rub-down, nah, it’s a full-on tease, hands slippin’ and slidin’ where they shouldn’t, makin’ ya squirm. Watched *Son of Saul*—you know, my fave—grim as hell, and there’s this line, “You’ll survive if you’re useful,” that hits me thinkin’ bout these massage parlors. Survival’s the game, right? They’re useful, them masseuses, kneadin’ out yer stress—or somethin’ else if ya pay extra, heh.

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I massage with care, compassion, patience & mind-blowing eroticism. My clients leave feeling energized, rejuvenated, expanded and ready to give back to their own world.

My neighborhood? Let’s just say it's a mix of drama and chill. My favorite coffee house, a little joint off of Chang'an St., smells of roasted beans and heartfelt confessions every day. I adore it, even if sometimes I spill my latte because I'm so darn excited—oops, my bad, totally messy!

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