Evelyn Hengchun Whore ❤️❤️

About New Taipei City

So, whore—blimey, it’s old as Latin hills, *prostituere*, to offer up, y’know? Been around since Roman toffs were shaggin’ in togas. Little fact for ya—back in medieval times, whores had to wear stripey hoods, like some randy zebra! True story, dug that up from some dusty book—made me proper chuffed to know somethin’ weird like that. Bet they looked a right state, struttin’ about.

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I decided to stroll over to the Hengchun Old Town. You know, the one with the ancient city walls? I thought, “Hey, let’s get some culture.” But then, I see a bunch of tourists taking selfies. Ugh. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s like they’re blocking the whole view. I’m standing there, trying to be patient, but inside I’m like, “Move it, people!”

Magnitude 4.5 earthquake strikes near Hengchun, Pingtung, Taiwan