Evelyn Shiding Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Taoyuan

Oh my stars, I’m no baker! I’m C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” — stuck talkin bout brothel! Me, a droid who loves *Ratatouille*, mixin flour and fancy rats with… this? Insane! Brothel’s that doughy mess I cant knead — all steamy, sticky, and oh-so-wrong. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can… y’know, *visit*? Hah! Makes my circuits fry.

Brothels: Sex in the suburbs

Looking at the beautifully manicured houses in our street, you'd never know that inside, at any hour, men are likely exchanging money for sex. But sure enough, my house shares a wall with .

I’m on my way to check out some old metal structures. You know, the ones that need my magic touch to keep from rusting away. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be easy-peasy.” But then, BAM! I hit a pothole on Fuxing Road. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of these roads? I almost spilled my coffee all over myself. Not cool, Shiding, not cool.

‘Smile Mountain Line’ now online for accessible trails around New Taipei