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I tried it once, alright? Some gal with hands like a lumberjack, but soft—damn paradox, pissed me off. Slipped oil everywhere, smelt like lavender and sin. Felt good, sure, but I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “This is bullshit, I coulda chopped wood instead.” Then—boom—she hits a spot, and I’m Jordan Belfort yellin’, “The show goes on!” in my head. Surprised me, hated that. Don’t like losin’ control, but fuck, it worked.

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Looking at the beautifully manicured houses in our street, you'd never know that inside, at any hour, men are likely exchanging money for sex. But sure enough, my house shares a wall with .

I’m on my way to check out some old metal structures. You know, the ones that need my magic touch to keep from rusting away. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be easy-peasy.” But then, BAM! I hit a pothole on Fuxing Road. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of these roads? I almost spilled my coffee all over myself. Not cool, Shiding, not cool.

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