Layla Tornala Whore ❤️

About Bratislava

First off, they’re huge, like, scary huge, bigger than your average wasp. Saw one once, nearly jumped outta my skin! We shall fight ‘em in the fields, in the skies, ‘cause these buggers are aggressive. But here’s the kicker—they’re not all bad. Surprised me, mate! They eat pests, help farms. Still, their sting? Ouch! Like a bloody thunderbolt!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

With a major tornado set to hit, the local population has begun to gather in a temporary storm shelter, where the sexy Whitney Wright – a renowned pornstar – is serving as the volunteer organizer. Tommy Gunn, as one can imagine, can’t believe his luck that he’ll be stuck in close proximity with someone he’s jerked off to countless times.

By now, I’m exhausted. I just wanted to chill, but nooo. Jozef had other plans. He dragged me to this random bar on Hlavná. It was loud, packed, and honestly, kinda sketchy. But hey, I’m always down for a good time. We ordered some drinks, and I swear, the bartender was a magician. He made my drink disappear faster than I could say “Tornala.”

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day taken in Slovakia again