Angelina Djursholm Whore ❤️

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Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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Then, I had a session with this client. We met at the Djursholms Torg. It’s a cute little square, but today it was packed. I mean, who knew so many people could fit in one place? My client was late, of course. I was standing there, watching the ducks in the pond, thinking, “These ducks have it better than me.”

The return of the ‘hot cross bun nuns’