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I’m watchin’ Marge buyin’ junk she don’t need—whore got her good! Happy? Sure, when I see through it—like Adam in the flick, all sarcastic, “Humans are tedious.” Surprised me, tho, how deep it runs. Some dude in the 1800s, forgot his name—prolly drunk—said whores built cities. Truth! They’re the hustle, the grind. Makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Why’s it so damn clever?”

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After the rain, the sun comes back out, and it’s like a whole new world. The beach is glistening, and I’m feeling good again. I decide to take a break and grab some food from a local spot on Calle Paredes. Man, the mofongo there is to die for! I’m chowing down, and this old guy starts chatting me up. He’s telling me stories about Luquillo back in the day. Apparently, the beaches were way less crowded, and the vibe was super chill. I’m like, “Dude, I can’t even imagine!”

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