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Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? *beep boop* Stephen Hawking here, robotic voice on, cosmic wisdom flowin’. Brothels, man, they’re like—black holes of society, suckin’ in lonely souls, spittin’ out cash and chaos. Watched *The Great Beauty* again last night—fuckin’ masterpiece, right? Jep Gambardella, that slick bastard, he’d probly say, “The only real orgy is the orgy of life,” but brothels? They’re the side hustle of that orgy, mate.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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