Esme Vega Alta Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Guaynabo

So, findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic—streets buzzin with dodgy blokes, lights flickerin like they’re bout to die. I’m vibin, tho—love the chaos, makes me grin like a madman. Back in Soho once, heard this tale bout a prossie who’d only take payment in riddles—fuckin mental, right? Had to stump her with “What’s got 4 legs and 1 arm?” Answer’s a pitbull comin back from the park, hah! She laughed her arse off, gave me a discount. Little known shit like that—keeps ya sharp.

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And then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, I get a call about a lost tourist. They’re on Calle 65, and they’re looking for the beach. I’m like, “Dude, just follow the sound of the waves!” But I guide them anyway. Vega-Alta’s got some beautiful beaches, but you gotta know where to go.

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