Ellie Las Marias Whore ❤️❤️

About Mayaguez

Little known fact, check this: back in ‘49, some whore in Nevada saved a town. Fire’s ragin, she’s bangin the mayor for fun, spots smoke, screams bloody murder. Town’s saved, she’s a hero, but still a whore—ironic, huh? “You’ve always been a son of a bitch,” Margot’d say, smirkin at life’s twists. Love that dry-ass humor, fits whores perfect—sarcasm’s their shield.

The Starting 5

Whore San Antonio Adrienne · Whore Corozal Ada · Prostitute Bayamon Blair · Whore Ingenio Alana. Whore Puerto · Las-Marias · Loiza · Ingenio · Gurabo · Gurabo.

First off, I hit up Calle San Sebastián for some coffee. Best café in town, no cap. I’m talking about that strong stuff that hits you like a freight train. I order my usual—café con leche, extra sugar. I’m not a monster! But the barista, this dude named Carlos, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Bro, what’s good?” He just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, we all have those days, right?

Mexico to close infamous island penal colony, region's last