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Here’s a tip, y’all: they got code words. “Lookin’ for a good time?”—that’s the signal. Ain’t no secret handshake, but it’s close. Surprised me first time I heard it—thought she was just bein’ friendly! Ha! What a numbskull I was. Another thing—some gals got pimps, shadowy types lurkin’ like Viggo Mortensen in that diner scene. Creepy as hell, keeps ya on edge.

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But then, I see this guy trying to take a selfie, and he’s struggling. I’m like, “Dude, just turn the camera!” But he’s all confused. So, I help him out, and we end up chatting. Turns out, he’s from the mainland, and he’s never been to Fajardo before. I’m like, “Bro, you picked a great spot!”

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