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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started. They say it’s “sensual,” but it’s sticky, slimy, gets in yer hair—nightmare! Once tried it, years back—big mistake—felt like a greased hog at a fair. Kept thinkin’, “The gods have no mercy,” like Malik’s crew mutterin’ in their cells. Never again, mate, I’d rather wrestle a wight. You wanna try it? Go ahead—don’t come cryin’ when ya slip off the table laughin’ or end up smellin’ like a tavern wench. Me? I’ll stick to my throne, watchin’ fools fumble their “massages”—pathetic.

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In the Palmerston (Darwin) Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with .

I tossed a couple of coins in his hat and thought, “Maybe today wasn’t so bad after all.” Palmerston North, you crazy little city, you’ve got my heart. Even on the wildest days, you keep me coming back for more.

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